ALMA MATER
Hail, dear old Cheltenham
Noble and strong
Now let us raise our
Hearts to thee in song.
Thy name shall honoered be,
Long may it live!
Hail, Alma Mater,
Our hearts to thee we give.
Long may thy noble wall
Echo memories dear,
Fond recollections
Fill our hearts with cheer.
Loyal we'll ever be
Down to every man!
Our love we give thee,
Our dear old Cheltenham.
Walker D. Taylor
Protest Version (PG-13)
Hail, dear old Cheltenham,
Notably so wrong
Now let us waste our
Time and sing this song.
Thy name shall honored by,
Long may we give
Hell, Alma Mater,
It hurts to see thee live.
Long may thy noble wails
Memories of fear
Form recollections
Of each ghastly year.
Loyal we'll never be
Damn you every man:
We've waited long to tell thee,
Fuck you Cheltenham.
-- Taylor D. Walker
